If we made all the trees in Africa like 3 or 4 meters taller so giraffes would adapt and have HUGE necks and then do it every couple of thousand years so eventually we could put grass on the moon and giraffes could eat it and astronauts could slide down their necks to get back home
I was nodding my head in approval until I got to the moon. =\
Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.