April 2012
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
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amon: that firebender took my parents
amon: then they took my face
zuko: my dad burned my face off, too, you know.
amon: I'm sorry to hear that, but--
zuko: NO SHUT UP YOUR FIRE LORD IS NOT DONE TALKING
zuko: MY DAD BURNED MY HALF OF MY FACE OFF AND BANISHED ME FROM MY OWN HOME
zuko: THEN HE TELLS ME TO GO LOOK FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN MISSING FOR A HUNDRED YEARS SO THAT I COULD COME BACK
zuko: AND THEN DAMNIT I DID I FOUND THE GUY AND I EVEN HELPED HIM GET RID OF MY DAD FOR BEING A CLASS A ASSHOLE
zuko: AND I BROUGHT MY HONOR BACK AND RESTORED THE MOTHERFUCKING FIRE NATION BACK TO THE GLORY IT ONCE WAS
zuko: AND WHAT DO YOU DO????
amon: I--
zuko: YOU WHINE AND YOU BITCH BEHIND A MASK. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FIREBENDER WHO DID THAT TO YOU WHILE I HAD TO GO AGAINST MY OWN FATHER
amon: well--
zuko: NO YOU WHINY LITTLE BRAT YOU SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
amon:
zuko: NO
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